lyrical musings

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Well hello again. I’m back, and I swear, I never forgot about this place. If you reference my first post ever I said that I’d use this however I saw most fitting - and I haven’t forgotten that. I usually build up a whole slew of thoughts, then dispense them all at once. The trick is to not forget all the thoughts in the mean time.

So, first, things of note:

• I started a new company with SearchKindly founder Syed Karim. I don’t want to give out all the details just yet, but we’re pretty excited about it.
• My beloved Redskins are doing…..alright. We’ll see how the season progresses from here.
• I’ve grown closer with a few good friends (see more below) and farther away from some that I probably should have distanced myself from some time ago.
• My radio show is going well, I’m excited for the Spring/Summer season.
• I graduate in 178 days. Not that I’m counting
• If all goes to plan, I’m buying a house and my best friend from back home is moving in with me. Exciting and great news.

So, on with the longer part of this post. I’ve had a couple of topics brewing for some time, so I’m going to address some of those here.

List of Things I Want to Do Before I Graduate
This has been a post long a-brewing. It’ll be a separate page (found here), but I’ve got some things I want to do. Some will be in lesser detail, as they may or may not have some legal/authoritative issues, but others will be right out in the open. I’m hoping to get them all crossed off…but I feel like I add to them every time I think about it. Oh well, we’ll see.

My ideal woman
Also a separate post, to be found on here in the near future. I’ve decided I have enough qualifications that it’s easiest just to write them all down and let people apply. (kidding, but seriously…feel free.) I’m tired of meeting just plain odd people who are in some serious need of help I couldn’t possibly provide, even if I were Mother Theresa.

Possible publishing
I’m seriously contemplating writing a work to be published on my college experience. I feel like I’ve had a very unique experience, and that frankly that might lead to some valuable insight for both parents and to-be college students. Would anyone read it? I have no idea, but I might just write it anyway.

Friends
This is a very touchy subject for me. If I had to count right this second, the number of people I could call and have them drop whatever they were doing for me to help me out, that number would be…..*counts on fingers*….5. That’s actually a better number than I thought. I’ve just come to realize of late there are very few people here I actually like (and for that matter - probably like me). This game people play, of faking everything so they’re this way or that, is just that - a game, and complete crap.

It’s not that I’m not a people person - I love talking to anyone, and I love learning about people, but it’s not worth me investing a serious amount of time in anything/one that isn’t going to at least invest some effort in me. Sort of surmises my dating life of late as well - I’m completely comfortable with who I am, and while it would be nice to be with someone, it’s certainly not necessary for happiness.

On another interesting note - I’ve been particularly close with someone who I never expected. We’re experiencing similar things in our lives and share some common goals and ambitions, and that has really allowed me to expand to a different point of view on some issues; it’s been quite helpful of late.

That person also introduced me to someone with whom I’d like to become far more accustomed, but it’s an awkward situation at best. I forgo the details, but let’s just say if that worked out in everyone’s favor, it would be most exciting. Ahh awkward, my favorite place to be.

Also of note - reconnected with an old ‘friend’. We’ve gone through so much and know each other so well it’s a little scary (ok, really scary). We should really be married - too bad she’s half way across the country. We’ll get right on that one.

What else….I don’t know, I think that was most of the major stuff. I’ll get around to stubbing out those other two posts sometime soon. Until then, peace and love.

Here I am.

Sitting in this useless class, wondering how in the hell a man as conservative as this professor manages to survive in the ‘real’ world. Wake up genius.

Anyway, updates:

-Starting down towards a new possible business venture, kind of exciting.
-’She’ is still around. Through one of her attention fits on Saturday, everyone laughed at her, yet she has no idea because everyone pretends to like her. If only she knew. Sad that someone else is the greatest source of stress in my life.
-Got a new job. Former place of employment decided suddenly my job was a limited term engagement. I’m now a Junior Sharepoint Administrator.

I enjoy my new job thus far; we’ll see how it goes in coming months. Did alright in my fantasy drafts, did best in the free one with my family, worst in the one I’m paying for. Great.

I need a nap. I’ll try and update with some thoughtful content in the near future; this place has been severely lacking of late.

Well hello, dear blog. Few notes:

• Finally completed 2.5.1 upgrade. Relatively painless, albeit backups are having some odd issue at the moment.
• Yes, I’m still alive.

And now, for my rant:

I’m tired of this place. I’m tired of this house, this town, these people. I promised myself that this summer I would do everything I wanted to do, to live the summer the way I thought it should be lived, and I absolutely have - which has brought me to the realization of how much this place truly sucks.

I have friends, most of which who’s aspiration is to see how drunk they can get on a Friday or Saturday night. Friends who don’t go in to work until 4 in the afternoon, and then work til 8 and tell me how hard their day has been.

I like to tell people I feel old, and for those of you who have heard me say this, you know that your response is “Kris, you’re not that old.” No, I’m not, but damn do I feel it. I don’t give a damn about who can chug a beer faster or who can play that damn basketball game better - if those two things coincide with me having fun, then so be it, let them be. But if they spend more time aggravating me than they do providing enjoyment, well, yeah.

One of my friends just told me that he’s going to be staying here an extra semester. When questioned, he told me he could finish it up in the regular amount of time (without overloading) but prefer to take a few easy semesters. What a load of shit. Yeah, college is the best time of your life and all that, but when the hell are you going to grow up? I sure as hell don’t see it happening anytime soon, and that’s sad.

Moreover, your girlfriend needs to grow the hell up. She graduated, stop dating college guys and move the hell on with your life, and while you’re at it, get the hell out of my hair, because I can’t stand your guts.

So, in conclusion, I miss one of my really good friends. He’s mature enough to not annoy me, yet knows how to have a good time. I want out of here. I really appreciate my older friends. I really appreciate one of my newest friends in particular, even if she is younger. I want to get on living my life, as opposed to having to live mine and clean up after someone else’s.

Only 313 more days. I can do this.

EDIT:
I actually am really happy this summer. I’m having a blast, and just not spending much time at home. Betty Bring Down is done for the night.

Editor’s Note: This post is not directed at anyone in particular, despite it’s relevance to some of our readers and personal experiences mentioned. The use of the term ‘you’ is a generic, despite bearing resemblance to Dustin Hoffman. Kidding.

There has been a new trend recently, this so-called ‘life-hacking’, which is defined by Wikipedia as:

Productivity tricks that users devise and employ to cut through information overload and organize their data.

Let me blunt: what a load of shit. If you’re so incredibly disorganized that you can’t control the flow of information in and out of your life, you need to change career fields; I hear McDonald’s is hiring.

A simple analogy:
You watch TV all day Saturday. At the end of the day, your eyes are tired, and you say to yourself “whoa, television overload”, you turn the TV off. Simple.

Are you really that addicted to your computer that you can’t turn it off? If so, stop reading this entry right now, close your browser, shut down your computer and go the hell outside. These people who read hundreds of blogs per day drive me insane - there is not a chance in hell that all of those entries are relevant to your life or work. Of those entries you read, how many do you really make use of? (Gaining some useless knowledge is not making effective use of a blog entry.) I’m willing to bet it’s far fewer than is worth all the time you’re investing in reading those entries.

I read THREE blogs on a SEMI-regular basis, two of which are authored by friends, and I read them only so I can keep abreast on their lives. I was recently informed of this new ‘life-hack’ called `going dark` - getting away from all blogs, emails, internet, etc. for some period of time. Another erroneous crock of dog crap. While this may be ‘great’ for managing your addiction to your computer, you fail to realize that all the people that normally know you as a well connected, savvy internet user now just see you as failing to respond to them in a timely manor, furthering your ‘information overload’ by sending an extra 10 emails saying “Did you get my last email?”

‘Life hacking’ does not simply apply to the digital world, or so lifehack.org claims. It’s about “living life to the fullest” - you’re telling me I need someone else to tell me how to live my life to the fullest? Come on people.

I skimmed (I couldn’t bring myself to read) this article. Again, who the hell are you to tell me how to life my life?

Originally, this post had a lot more anger, and a lot more valid points to argue that life-hacks are quite possibly the most useless thing since the fish pen:

Point being: take a couple of hours, go outside, and avoid living your life on your computer.

My random discovery of the evening: a huge stack of DVDs that were unlabeled, and that I hadn’t seen before, or so I thought. I thought I’d provide a brief synopsis of my findings:

• Atlas, Live at the Freeman Center - a promo DVD I did for them many years ago, with Cody on Bass and David on Drums. Wow, what a time
• A copy of “The Hazy Zone” - a film done by some friends for the roast of another friend, Matt Haselton. Holy shit was it funny.
• 10 Things I Hate About You - a chick flick. The only reason it made the list is because I remember scouring all of Santoro Hall trying to find a girl that owned it so I could copy it and have a romantic movie date with my girlfriend of the time before she got there for the weekend. Heh.
• My Public Speaking Final - a copy of the movie we made for my public speaking project back in 2005. Wow, how times have changed.
• A sports segment from the 2005 season of The Navigator. Hey, at least the Captains were doing well back then.
• The original, never aired pilot of The Navigator - With Eric Harkins and Emily Schwab as our anchors. Joey Kirchgessner at the sports desk. A hilarious reminder of our humble beginnings.
• h0t sh*t - A DVD I filmed when some guys stopped me outside the Freeman Center one night and asked me to film a commercial for their new record company. Comedic gold.
• Black Betty Extended Edition - for those of you that don’t know, you can go to YouTube, type in CNU black betty, and see myself and a bunch of my friends making a fool of ourselves and CNU. I found the extended edition, which features a bunch of things not seen in the YouTube version. Good thing, too.

I need to get in to campus to download the rest of my work onto disk before someone over there gets hot fingers and erases it. Funny stuff, though. It was nice running down memory lane for a bit.

Jenn shared this with me, so I thought I’d share it with all of you:

DISCLAIMER: Lyrical Musings takes no responsibility for suicides caused by this post.

For your pleasure and benefit, a few small changes/fixes to the site:

• Topics are now working.
• Permalinks are now enabled and working (http://www.woodsmoke.net/postname)
• Bio updated, albeit not complete.
• Added Twitter status to all pages/search results

Need to get around to that bio, but I’ll do it soon.

Ah yes, cheesy lyrics for a post title. I love it.

As the title suggests - I finally got around to completing the Wordpress 2.5 upgrade. No real change in look for you all - but some fun stuff for me. I’ll get around to all of that stuff I promised, maybe sooner now than before.

It’s starting to dawn on me a year from today I will be making a transition. I don’t really see it as “entering the real world” - I’m already in the real world. I have a house that requires maintenance, I have bills to pay, a car to pay for, insurance that’s required, yada yada yada. Will it be any better? Eh, it’s hard to say. I am excited to be done with ’school’, even if only for a short while.

Things at the job are well - still relatively quiet, although I’ve now made my trips to the ‘kill floor’, rendering and casings, all of which are a once in a lifetime experience (at least I hope).

Notes of late -

• Switched over to a BlackBerry last week. The Sprint Simply Everything plan suckered me in. Between that and the killer deal I got on the phone (made $75 on the deal) I’m quite happy.
• Had some friends come in this weekend, we had a pretty good time. Ended up with some members of a pretty famous band at our house. It was pretty sweet.
• The end of the semester doesn’t look to be any worse off than any other year - but being organized with to-do lists and a calendar sure do make it look scary.
• Twitter STILL hasn’t fixed the delete tweet bug. That really annoys me, especially when I make a typo.
• Exploring some new options for managing/dealing with my money. Perhaps have some opportunities to do some better things with it.

Placeholder for post ideas I want to write but haven’t done so yet:

1. 100 Things to Do Before I Graduate
2. The Perfect Female

That’ll be all for now. Look for the above ideas to propagate sometime in the near future.

Ladies and gentlemen please, would you bring your attention to me? For a feast for your eyes to see, an explosion of catastrophe - like nothing you’ve ever seen before, watch closely as I open this door. Your jaws will be on the floor, after this you’ll be begging for more.

Welcome to the show, please come inside ladies and gentlemen…

Lists are a personal favorite of mine - I use them all the time, to keep track of things I want to do, need to do, or simply want to keep track of. You’ll see them featured here from time to time - some facetious, others of a more noble nature. Tonight I feature a new one:

The Top 10 Things I’ve Learned About Smithfield, Virginia

10. Dirt roads are abundant. To get to work, it requires traveling several, whilest only being a few miles from a major city. How odd.

9. Speed limits are optional - unless you’re somewhere near a certain company’s plants. Most roads don’t even have one posted.

8. The smell. There is no way to describe ‘the smell’. Just…go with it.

7. It would be faster to travel to Smithfield by boat than car for most.

6. You can easily pick out the locals from the employees of a certain company.

5. There is a pig on the water tower. Or so I’m told - I haven’t seen it myself yet (due to the direction I travel).

4. Don’t speed around a certain company’s plants. This deserves a second mention due to the fact that the Smithfield Police spend their lunch hour betting on the number of employees of a certain company they can catch between the hours of 1 and 5 PM.

3. There are an inexplicable number of attractive women employed by a certain company. Most are in the form of interns, some foreign exchange students. Why they choose to work there, I have no idea, but, all the better.

2. There are some really nice fishing piers there. Check them out if you’re in to that sort of thing.

1. Man, this list had a point when I started….damned being tired all the time.

Ah well. When I originally thought up this post, it was supposed to be funny….so much for that idea. Time to go study for a useless Physics 152 exam.

Oh, one more thing - as the title of this blog is lyrical musings, I thought it important to explain why that is so. I frequently set lyrics to events in my life, and so it seems appropriate. Occasionally, I’ll close a post with lyrics that have some sort of meaning. So, here we go:

“I don’t want your advice, because you never win. Peer pressure - I don’t give in.”